Who's the Rabbi???

Isn't that a pretty picture....

Now if I'm not a great influence..... Here is a picture of my little sweet girl...holding something that says genocide on it. Well....She is a tyrant after all.

This poor child, I've been thinking about it, and from my influence alone by the time she is 5 years old she my be the only kid in kindergarten that knows about all concentration camps. And world war two. And how referees are striped incarnations of the anti-christ, based solely on the Jordan push-off of Russell "no-call" in the 1998 NBA Finals.

We are going to bore her mother to death with Mets baseball this summer.

Poor child...her father is a huge nerd...and an oppressive one at that.

She's going to be just like me.........

Hahahahahahahahahaha (to be read in a sinister tone).

And in passing... Joe, what is your number? I've been trying to get a hold of you for ages.



And we must revisit this picture, because it seems so very appropriate in light of my new job in the summer. Perhaps I should just leave that to your imagination. Unfortunately, I am familiar with some of my friends' imaginations, so I will tell you that I will be working on a research project studying premature lambs on respirators.... Maybe I should have left it to your imagination...